Breaking Buzz: Muppets Outraged

After a recent squabble with Big Bird for not providing enough funds for the construction of his Presidential library, George Bush has alienated the muppet community.

The issue is over Big Bird not honoring a committment he made to donate over 10 million dollars to the former President and George Bush airing his grievances publicly on Meet the Muppets.

A few years ago, this would have seemed inconceiveable, the muppets voted for George Bush overwhelmingly over John Kerry, but as they say you mess with one muppet and you mess with them all.

The key blow came at a recent charity function when Elmo, who voted against George W. Bush because of Bush's opposition to same-sex Muppet Marriage and day-care for Muppet Babies, came out and said that...

"George Bush doesn't care about Muppets."

Well its not just Elmo who is "tickled" by this issue, in the opinion of everyone here at the Nation, we to feel that George Bush does not care about muppets.

That's the daily buzz...stay posted for the latest muppet news and have a bee-utiful day

R.I.P. Dodger the Dog

Dodger the Dog
1985-2009



"Here's to hoping you never have to worry, you never have to care."

We have sad buzz to report today at the Buzzington Post. The passing of dear, dear friend Dodger.

Dodger was full of life, and because of his size, the vets said he wouldn't live more than 5 or 6 years. We can happily say that he made liars of them by living a complete and adventurous life. He finally succumbed to a heart attack at 15 years of age. He suffered from slight arthritis in his later years, but always had his tail wagging. Though he never had a dime, he had street saviore faire. They loved him at the Chelsea. They adored him at the Ritz. Dodger is proceeded in death by the passing of Rita. He is survived by his life partner Oliver, as well as friends Tito, Einstein, and the rest of Company.

Breaking Buzz: Dancing News

ALF is back, in dance form!







Dancing with the Stars, now this is a show that has revitalized both dancing and stars (not giant balls of gas, but washed-up, borderline famous people such as...joey fatone, mario lopez, lance bass, toni braxton, and a bunch of other people who used to be credible artists

now the show that got A.C. Slater a gig on Extra is reaching to the 80's well once again to grab another star to resurrect. Ladies and Gentlemen season 9 of Dancing with Stars will feature the dancing stylings of none of other than the Maniac from Melmac, Gordon Shumway, A.k.a. Alf

He will be dancing the cha-cha as a headliner for next years show, he will be joined by webster, gary coleman, major dad, the cast of the hogan family, and frank stallone

This is stacking up to be the best season ever...now go forth and spread the news at your water coolers buzz nation!!

Hot 2 Trot: Point/Counterpoint

Now the case has been made that Meghan McCain is hotter than Chelsea Clinton and it's time for

Point/Counterpoint

Point: Meghan McCain is the daughter of a Presidential candidate

Counterpoint: Chelsea Clinton is the daughter of THE President

Point: Meghan McCain is getting kind of famous

Counterpoint: Chelsea Clinton was mentioned in Rush Hour and inspired the 2004 classic film "Chasing Liberty" Starring Mandy Moore

Point: Meghan McCain majored in Art History "Bleh"

Counterpoint: Chelsea Clinton has a Masters in International Relations from Oxford

Overall these points prove that Chelsea Clinton is hotter and that's the final buzz

Hot 2 Trot Casefile: Meghan McCain: She's Got It Going On

Meghan McCain is like boom. She's got it going on.

I know a lot of people in the mainstream media have fallen in love with her because she's a republican that goes on the talking box, but we here at the Buzz Nation love her for another reason: She's a hottie.

Think about it. If you saw her at a bar, wouldn't you buy her a rob roy? No? Maybe an old fashion? Not that either? How about a tequila sunrise? Yeah. That's what I thought.

So what I'm saying, America, is lets get out there and get this girl a drink!

Waxman Commentary: the State of the Buzznation

By Beez Waxman
When V.S. Buzzington called me at my lake home on a dreary Sunday morning, I had no idea what he could want from me or what I would offer him. We hadn't spoken in over fourteen years, not since I lost my diplomatic immunity and not since Sausalito. Needless to say, I was surprised.

Then he told me he was starting up place for real news and real news stories. And he was going to put it on the world wide web. He told me that print media was dead like disco and the future was online, but they needed an old dog to contribute wisened sagelike advice and to have around so the young pups have someone to look up to and inspire to be.

Well, my ears may not work so well, but they still know music when they hear it, and old V.S. Buzzington was playing my song. I asked when he wanted me to start; he said "How about Monday?" I said "How about Tuesday" and we had ourselves a deal.

I'll tell you right now that I'm tired of how the world is today and I'm tired of how my body is responding. I tell my feet to go up a flight of stairs and they listen to me as well as my grandkids do. It is frustrating. I am fed up with the fat cats up on capitol hill and I am fed up with the way young people are dressing these days. The Buzzington Post is giving me an outlet, and for that, I'm going to give it all I got. I look forward to sounding off at you, the Buzznation, for now this is
Beez Waxman, signing off.

CyberBuzz: Breaking Jon Secada News!!!

We here at The Buzzington Post like to keep our ear to the ground and our axe to the grindstone on most news issues and social commentary, but especially if Jon Secada is involved. For too long, Secada has been closed off and withdrawn from the public eye, that is, until today... today we finally have some cold information on what Jon Secada's been up to lately. From his twitter:


XBox Live charges me double for the two-part ending of BSG. But an episode of The Office costs as much as one ep of BSG.
about 4 hours ago from twitterrific


Funny seeing Stringer Bell on The Office. I kept expecting him to pull out a big wad of cash and menace the staff.
about 13 hours ago from twitterrific


@cookiecrumb If memory serves, Gloria liked singing more than dancing, choreography was the last thing we'd work on before we went on tour. ;-)
6:57 PM Mar 19th from twitterrific


@BlogWellDone I loved playing in Cabaret for Sam and I'd do it again in a heartbeat, but my original broadway love was and will always be Danny Zuko.
9:30 PM Mar 18th from twitterrific


Thinking of making my famous corned beef, as Buckhorn Grill says, "with au jus sauce" Maybe I'll just order some Zanzibar though.
6:57 PM Mar 17th from twitterrific