After a recent squabble with Big Bird for not providing enough funds for the construction of his Presidential library, George Bush has alienated the muppet community.
The issue is over Big Bird not honoring a committment he made to donate over 10 million dollars to the former President and George Bush airing his grievances publicly on Meet the Muppets.
A few years ago, this would have seemed inconceiveable, the muppets voted for George Bush overwhelmingly over John Kerry, but as they s
ay you mess with one muppet and you mess with them all. The key blow came at a recent charity function when Elmo, who voted against George W. Bush because of Bush's opposition to same-sex Muppet Marriage and day-care for Muppet Babies, came out and said that...
"George Bush doesn't care about Muppets."
Well its not just Elmo who is "tickled" by this issue, in the opinion of everyone here at the Nation, we to feel that George Bush does not care about muppets.
That's the daily buzz...stay posted for the latest muppet news and have a bee-utiful day
