Waxman Commentary: Heart Songs

by Beez Waxman

Dear Heart, 

Hey, stop beating so damn hard.  Seriously, cut it out.  I can feel you and it is starting to get really annoying.

There hasn't been a lady around in a long while and I know that I've just been lying here on the floor watching this DVD for the past hour so I know you have no good reason to be all crazy.

Are you angry with me?  Is that what this is about?  I've had too much pizza lately?  Well, if that is the case, then I'm sorry.  I'm sorry I've been eating so many carbs lately but I'm on a pretty limited budget, ok?  

I'm not mad at you, Heart, I'm not.  You don't need to rebel against me.  Why don't we all just calm down and have some of this cheesecake.  

Sincerely,

Beez Waxman